My mom is a special breed who tends to create or attract "special" moments. And shopping with her is no exception. Today, on our ALL-DAY shopping adventure that brought me vis-a-vis with anthropologie (hallelujah!), nordstrom, urban outfitters, jcrew, banana, gap, every store I've been missing since my move overseas five months ago, there were a few moments that will forever be stored in my memory, and one that was appropriate to share via the interwebs:
Moment #3:
Context: In PacSun buying shirts for my little brother. A young, skater-looking
boy with long shaggy hair comes up to us and helps us find sizes.
Mom: Well, what size are you?
Boy: I'm a thirty.
Mom: I don't believe you! You're tiny.
Boy: Ya, I am pretty small.
Mom (to me): Well, she's smaller than Ryan (my brother).
Me: He?
Mom: She.
Me: He?!
Mom (pointing to the young sales associate) Her!
Boy: Ya, um, I'll just go ahead and let you guys continue looking.
Me (after waiting a few seconds to let the boy walk out of earshot): Mom, she is a he.
Mom: What?! (A minute passes while she looks around with eyes wide in disbelief).
She promises not to apologize and make the boy feel even more uncomfortable. We purchase the items. We walk out of the store.Mom: This world is getting too confusing for me. The boys look like girls, the girls look like boys. Ay, ya, yay, Dios mio.